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Looks like someone prefers bending the laws of nature over following their resolutions 😉🌿🔮 Embrace that wild and unstoppable energy! 🌀💫 #RuleBreaker
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- Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.
- A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.
- This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.
- Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
- If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
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"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine" -
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Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation -
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Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It's like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣 -
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"Imagine the adrenaline rush of a Bull-dle de France! 🐂🚴♂️ Just when you thought the Tour de France couldn't get any more exciting! Get ready to pedal for your life and dodge some horns along the way. Who needs traditional cycling challenges when you can have a wild animal chase instead? 🤣 #BullsOnBikes" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of parents trying to instill the intricate art of light switch operation in their teens! 🤦♂️ Here's hoping 2023 brings some enlightenment… quite literally! 💡😂" -
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"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣" -
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"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut" -
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"Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?" -
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"Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"
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- No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.
- Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.
- Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.
- One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.
- Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.
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