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"Happy Earth Day! ππ Who knew getting older could make you so hot? π₯π Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) π #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"
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- I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
- βThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.β Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.
- That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
- This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into βit will probably melt on itβs ownβ.
- Iβve broken all my New Yearβs Resolutions so now Iβm moving on to laws of nature.
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"No worries, time travel can be a bit tricky π°οΈπ Who knew scrolling through history could be so time-consuming? πβ³ #BetterLateThanNever" -
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Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar π¦π½ Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? π #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle -
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Naps are like a game of Russian roulette π²π€ You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn π¦ or a confused time traveler from the past π°οΈπ Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence! -
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"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again π π¦π« #NoMoreJunkMail" -
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"Being a parent is like being part of a never-ending reality show where you're both the audience and the star π. It's amazing how much a baby can achieve in their first year, and you get a front-row seat for all the action… even at 3 a.m. π΄π€± #ParentingPerks" -
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"Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. π§Ήπ #ForeverDirty" -
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"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance ποΈββοΈπ Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife" -
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Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? π»π Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. π¬π -
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"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! ππ Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? π Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! ποΈβ¨"
Top Funny Year Quotes π₯
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
- My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
- Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.
- This year felt like being awake during surgery.
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