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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices ๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿ˜… #PenPalPanic

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