I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.