I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.