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"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂"

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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