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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.