I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.