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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argument, attitude, back, comebacks, conversation, even, humor, i, insult, nice, nothing, promise, remark, sarcasm, say, something, witty, witty remark, worse on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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