If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back. Commentary:When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone? If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color. Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say. I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.