I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.