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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used…

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used…

Commentary:
"Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, comparison, credit, credit card, denied, financial, humor, joke, used, wit on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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