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  • How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.
  • For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
  • The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.
  • Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
  • Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.
  • Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.