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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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