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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Spotted on Facebook:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Trending via Facebook:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Just landed via Facebook:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Just shared via WeChat:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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87 shares on WeChat this month:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

32 shares on Threads this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

32 shares on Discord this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

63 shares on Slack this month:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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Spreading quickly via X:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Trending via Facebook:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Just landed via Messenger:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Making waves on Facebook:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Going viral on Facebook:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Shared recently on WeChat:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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