I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like this book is on tap for success! πΊπ Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" π»π Related Funny Quotes π€ If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan? I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. Dating apps arenβt working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.