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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.