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"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

44 shares on X this month:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

90 shares on Discord this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Live now on Threads:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Going viral on Reddit:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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