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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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If my fingers donโ€™t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Imagine hating me and Iโ€™m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! ๐Ÿšช #PushingMyLuck"



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