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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

91 shares on Facebook this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

93 shares on Discord this month:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

80 shares on X this month:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Going bananas on Discord:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Going bananas on Discord:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Spotted on WeChat:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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