It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.