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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.