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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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2 months ago

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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37 shares on Instagram this month:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

14 shares on Threads this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Going viral on Slack:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Live now on Pinterest:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Going viral on TikTok:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Just landed via Threads:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Making waves on YouTube:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Trending via Slack:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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