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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end…

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end…

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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, closer, end, faster, humor, life, paper, roll, time, toilet, toilet paper on Aug 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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