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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.