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Looks like the minimalist party turned into a maximum occupancy situation! 🎉 Less is more, except when it comes to unexpected guests hiding behind random granite décor. 😂 #MinimalistMaximalistParty

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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I think God was high when he made me.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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