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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?