My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.