My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence. I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
