My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.