Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! ๐โ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Instead of getting married again, Iโm going to find a woman I donโt like and give her a house. Getting married soon. Just need a spouse. I donโt think Iโd get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead. Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? I think itโs sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.