Commentary:
So true! You keep throwing your money at it, but all you get is a wave and a smile 🙃📚💸
Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.
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Guess I'll have to change my name to "Whole Oat Soy Almond Coconut Non-Dairy" 👩🌾🥛😂
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.
Commentary:
Sounds like my wallet's arch-nemesis is winning the battle! 💸😂
I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.
Commentary:
Sounds like a hot idea—time to get groovy and bubbly! 🕺✨💡
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
Commentary:
When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.
Commentary:
Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢
Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋
Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.
Commentary:
Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
Commentary:
Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔