The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder. Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026
Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source. Posted onMay 20, 2026
The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt. Posted onMay 20, 2026
High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him. Posted onMay 20, 2026
There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress? Posted onMay 20, 2026
Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him. Posted onMay 19, 2026