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Feeling like water therapy is cheaper than tech rehab! 💧🚫📱
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?
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Sounds like we all deserve a "Survived Today" medal – participation trophies for everyone! 🏆🎉😊
I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.
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The struggle is real when your inside voice wants to become your outside voice 😂🤐
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
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Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.
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Guess those wallets got a secret grandkid upgrade! 🍔💸👵👴
My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.
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Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores 😂🧹 #ParentingHacks
Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.
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Parenting teenagers: the ultimate boss level with zero save points and lots of emotional damage 🎮😅👾
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚