Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass al… Commentary:It's like we're all modern witches casting spells through the power of finger-tapping! 🧙♂️📱✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones. I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones. There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars. People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.
