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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.