Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good’ dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃”

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