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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Going viral on Reddit:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Reported on Pinterest:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Reported on WeChat:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Spotted on X:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Trending via X:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

6 months ago

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Reported on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Spotted on Twitch:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Spotted on Threads:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Just shared via WeChat:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Live now on Messenger:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Going viral on TikTok:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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