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You truly donโ€™t realize how young 20 is until youโ€™re not 20 anymore.

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Everyoneโ€™s gangsta till youโ€™re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, itโ€™s simply referred to as โ€˜being an Amazon driverโ€™.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldnโ€™t want hoodlums stealing the stuff Iโ€™ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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"Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฅ Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? ๐Ÿคฃ #ThinkBeforeYouClick"



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