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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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2 months ago

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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5 months ago

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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3 months ago

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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2 months ago

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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2 months ago

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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2 months ago

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

74 shares on X this month:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Live now on TikTok:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Going viral on X:

I’ve disappointed better people.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Just landed via Instagram:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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