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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.