Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.