The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems. Commentary:I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles π―πΆππ’ Related Funny Quotes π€ 80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s! Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. I donβt like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.