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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Looks like I've reached the point of using a fake mustache and a secret agent alias! 🕵️‍♂️✈️😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged enough, escape, health, humor, i, identity, mental, mental health, need, new, passport, self-improvement, therapy, travel on Aug 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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