There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.