There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.