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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

3 weeks ago

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

4 weeks ago

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

3 weeks ago

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

1 month ago

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What are cats even trying to do?

1 month ago

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

25 shares on Telegram this month:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Relationship status: he escaped.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

77 shares on Twitch this month:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

What are cats even trying to do?

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