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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

90 shares on Discord this month:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Spotted on X:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

What are cats even trying to do?

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