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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Shared recently on Discord:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Seen just now on TikTok:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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20 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

94 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

65 shares on Slack this month:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Going viral on Discord:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Spotted on Snapchat:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Breaking via Twitch:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Freshly posted on X:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Making waves on X:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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