Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.