You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:My bucket is stuck and I can barely hear my list of regrets 🪣🤪🔊 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning. Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am. After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.