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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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My bucket is stuck and I can barely hear my list of regrets 🪣🤪🔊

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bucket, bucket list, comparison, head, humor, i, life, life perspective, list, perspective, same on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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