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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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Humorous quote comparing cartoon hunger to ovulation, playful and amusing in tone.

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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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