You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! šššø Related Funny Quotes š¤ I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. I want to be rich enough where Iām not offended by the price of beef jerky. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that Iām getting work done.