“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”