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Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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