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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Just shared via TikTok:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Freshly posted on Facebook:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Shared recently on Discord:

This whole week could have been an email.

Spotted on Reddit:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Spotted on TikTok:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Going viral on Discord:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Trending via Reddit:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Trending via Instagram:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Trending via Facebook:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Spotted on Slack:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

Making waves on Twitch:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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