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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
Author Archives: slickboy
I love rejecting cookies. Aww, you want to sell my data? Absolutely no chance, but I love your enthusiasm.
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🍪❌ "Cookies, please! I'm already on a strict 'no data diet'—but kudos for your optimism!" 😂
Guy who’s no longer attracted to Dua Lipa because her literary tastes aren’t sufficiently highbrow.
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When your literary standards are so high, even Dua Lipa can't hit the right note 🎶📚😂
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut, where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.
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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.
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Sounds like a full-time job with no paid vacation 😂👶❤️
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
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Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly flyers and shitty logos.
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Looks like the sun's just mad about all those crimes against design! ☀️😂🎨
Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?
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Feeling like the lemurs are running their PR department! 🐒🎬
I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy. I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a bloody loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint!
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Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂