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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.