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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.