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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

50 shades of single.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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