Funny 35 quotes

• Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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  2 months ago

  35, age, age 35, best, borrow, borrow womb, friend, friendship, gay, gay best friend, girl, girls, humor, love, relationship, womb

• If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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  2 months ago

  35, company, employment, grow, growth, hiring, humor, job, office, people, sign, us, work, workload

• Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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  2 months ago

  35, after, age, birthday, Facebook, growing, growing up, humor, just, keep, media, number, perception, social, social media

• I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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  3 months ago

  20s, 25, 30s, 35, actually, age, decade, humor, life, life stage, perception, self, self-perception, stage

• Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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  4 months ago

  35, alone, being, business, business day, day, days, energy, humor, introvert, left, recharge, sleep, social, social energy, solitude

• You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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  5 months ago

  35, advice, age, aging, bathroom, before, better, bladder, funny advice, health, humor, leave, over, pee, routine, while

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