678 Funny activity quotes

• Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, dad, day, days, energy, fun, fun activity, home, kids, leave, much, rainy, rainy day, shopping, too

• Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, beautiful, dating, drinks, Friday, fun, fun activity, humor, i, invitation, invite, me, relaxation, weekend, woman

• You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, always, aquarium, date, dating, dating signs, fun, fun activity, going, man, museum, new, new relationship, outing, relationship, signs, someone, tell

• After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, after, charge, chores, domestic, domestic life, dryer, fun, fun activity, humor, laundry, life, little, relaxation, should, tumble

• I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, advanced, another, humor, i, observation, people, people-watch, spot, watch, watcher, watching

• Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, another, botanical, botanical set, challenge, cleaning, collectibles, dusting, great, hobby, indoor, indoor activity, Lego, set, story, sure

• When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, adventure, climbing, humor, important, mountain, mountain climbing, outdoor, outdoor activity, preparation, remember, reminder

• Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, cooking, curse, curse word, frustration, funny activity, golf, great, humor, lab, learn, learning, new, sport, subconscious, word, words

• There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, adults, Amazon, driver, fun, fun activity, gift, gift giving, giving, holidays, humor, lap, list, mall, should, sit, tell, want, wish, wish list

• Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, confusion, dance, disagreement, fun, fun activity, having, hokey, Hokey Pokey, humor, i, internal, internal disagreement, lyrics, obvious, pokey, say, song

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