43 Funny alarm quotes

• Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, excuses, here, honesty, humor, i, late, lateness, laziness, procrastination, sarcasm, set, sorry, want

• Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alive, hate, humor, morning, sleep, still, struggle, waking, waking up

• I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, confusion, deep, humor, i, late, morning, panic, relief, sleep, thinking, wake, wake up, woke, work

• Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, blast, car, car alarm, everyone, humor, knows, making, name, night, should, sound

• There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, humor, morning, morning routine, nap, nothing, rest, routine, satisfaction, sleep, snooze

• The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, annoyance, best, daily, daily routine, family, humor, living, living situation, parent, parents, routine, situation, sleep, thing, waking, waking up

• That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, decision, dressed, humor, illness, moment, morning, procrastination, struggle, wake up

• I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, applause, humor, morning, motivation, self-esteem, sleep, waking, waking up

• I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, always, earlier, five, humor, i, listen, minutes, morning, morning routine, music, procrastination, routine, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, wake, wake up

• That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, depressing, depressing moment, disappointment, false, false alarm, fire, fire alarm, humor, just, moment, surprise, test, work, workplace, workplace humor

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