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29 Funny alarm quotes

Funny alarm quotes add a humorous spin to those daily wake-up calls! ⏰😂 From witty remarks about early mornings to playful takes on the snooze button, these quotes capture the comical side of getting out of bed. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the start of your day! 😄🌅

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

3 months ago

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

3 months ago

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

3 months ago

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

3 months ago

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

3 months ago

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

3 months ago

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

3 months ago

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

3 months ago

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

3 months ago