26 Funny angry quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

  Commentary:
  "Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"

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