68 Funny another quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

  Commentary:
  "Popcorn dilemma: Sharing hands or sharing popcorn? 🍿😄 Either way, make sure you know whose fingers you're reaching for in that buttery sea of snacks! #AwkwardMoments"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, because what's more oppressive than a word that even autocorrect struggles with? 🤓💼 But hey, at least we can all take solace in the fact that we're not alone in our linguistic struggles… solidarity, fellow spelling warriors! ✊🏼🔤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to hide the cake! 🎂 Enjoy it before your sneaky household critters beat you to it. It's a race against time and furry thieves! 🐾😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

  Commentary:
  Whoever coined those phrases must have had money on their mind 💰😄 Talk about a true cash flow of creativity! They really hit the jackpot with those gems! 💎 #ShowMeTheMoney

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! 💌⏳ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! 🐢💨 Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? 😅 #EmailStruggles

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