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Funny awake quotes are the perfect morning pick-me-up ☀️😂 Whether you’re a sunrise lover or a caffeine-dependent night owl, these witty lines will make waking up a little less painful and a lot more hilarious ☕😴 Get ready to start your day with a smile and maybe even a giggle or two—because who says mornings have to be serious? 🌞🤣

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being awake is the worst.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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