I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Posted on16 hours ago
As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. Posted on2 days ago
Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Posted on4 days ago
The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake. Posted on5 days ago