18 Funny awake quotes

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I'm only grumpy when I'm awake.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025