Funny awkward question quotes

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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• Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  2 months ago

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• Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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  5 months ago

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