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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.
Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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5 months ago
Share →: Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet transition from avoiding nosy Aunt Mildred to dodging chatty Steve from accounting 🙈 At least you have the office coffee machine to commiserate with ☕️ Here's to another week of pretending to laugh at Dave's unfunny jokes! 😆 #BackToReality"
5 months ago
Share →: My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Commentary:
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"
5 months ago
Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
5 months ago
Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
5 months ago
Share →: People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Commentary:
"Watch out, cat haters! 🐭🐾 Karma's got a special plan for you in the next life – hope you like cheese! 🧀😸"
5 months ago
Share →: Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Commentary:
Well, well, Baron von Heldebrandt sure knew how to elevate custard to a whole new level! 🍻 Who knew that a random boozy brainstorm would lead to the festive sensation that is egg nog?! 🥚🎄 Proving once again that sometimes the best ideas come after a few drinks… or maybe in this case, in the middle of drinking! Cheers to the accidental brilliance of Baron von Heldebrandt! 🥂
5 months ago
Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"
5 months ago
Share →: Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Commentary:
"Imagine the look on Benjamin Franklin's face when you tell him about your hi-tech stove 🔥📶 He'd probably wonder if lightning could strike twice in the same place! ⚡️😄 #FutureIsNow"